over shopped

trying to get some business done
all of a sudden massage clients out of the woodwork
one i’m talking with tells me he’s pulled a muslce
because he was shopping with some friends
and had over-shopped and wore himself out

so i make a call to a company, a 800 number
but i dialed 800 instead of 866
and it was hot horny college girls chat line
which i have never called in my life
so i just sat there laughing
until they got ready to ask for my credit card number.